Ross’ Roth IRA

My name is Ross.

My appointment was at 9:00am

I got to my financial advisor’s office at 8:45am

I always like to be early

And you never know if the subways are running late or not

At 9:00am

My financial advisor invited me inside their office

I sat across from my financial advisor

A big mahogany desk created a boundary between us

A computer screen helped with the divide

It was obvious a financial division also existed between us

I placed all my paperwork on the desk

Spreadsheets, totals, investments, and statements

My financial advisor advised me on my finances

I signed some papers, initialed some paragraphs

At 9:30am

My financial advisor courteously ended the meeting naturally

And escorted me out of the room

We said our goodbyes

I thanked my financial advisor with much gratitude

And as I did

My financial advisor leaned into me

Grabbed my cock

And whispered in my ear

And I told my financial advisor,

“But I’m not Ross, my name is Kimberly”

© 2025 David Greg Harth

25.11.18.09.54.00@345ParkNYC

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